I have a friend who is a princess. She's got excellent self-worth, and things just seem to go her way. So I've decided to emulate her. I, myself, am going to become a princess.
Here's how it's going so far. Yesterday I took a long lunch break (princess eats slowly) and went to a Pilates class. After my daily toils were over, I gave myself a pedicure. Then I took extra special care with my hair, which pretty much got it all out of my face, and went out with friends. I wore jeans and sneakers and a $12 sweater. I'll have to do something about that.
Here are her highnesses priorities. Let the scribes take note.
1. lose 5 pounds. then lose 5 more.
2. take steps for haircare management. like get a haircut.
3. new frocks. a whole bunch of them. OK, maybe a new sweater.
4. indulge regularly in hot new combo: steam room + moisturizing facial mask
5. get larger palace.
6. pay someone else to do my laundry.
7. meet princes
8. Refine royal mind
I'm sure there will be more to add to this as her royal highness fulfills each of her explicit wishes. It would help if I had servants. Or at least a couple loyal subjext with some spare time to dedicate to my well-being. Have to work on that...
Princess wants more chocolate tapioca pudding.
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